My soldering skills are pathetic, I mean piss-poor.
I had to solder a dozen connections onto 12v batteries a few weeks ago, I've still got the scars.
First mistake, soldering the wires to battery terminals, then trying to stick live and neutral wires into tiny plugs for soldering - sparks all over the ba$tard place.
Every time it arced I burned myself with the iron.
Decided to solder the connections on first.
Good idea.
Then solder ends onto batteries.
Then realise the shrink tube hasn't been inserted.
Then unsolder everything.
Apply shrink tube.
Hold battery connections over steaming kettle.
Watch sparks fly everywhere due to condensation.
Took three days, all done now, forty eight soldered and unsoldered joints, three miles of solder and forty yards of shrink tube.
Seven burnt fingers and a partially melted eyelid but we're good to go.