After being lynched,Starviews top boy arrives at the gates of heaven,where he is met by St Peter.
St Peter asks "Why sHould I let you in?,when you were on earth you were a robbing barsteward that took thousands of subs and gave no service whatsoever.
Kiddy replies "But I've been a good man,when I saw a tramp in the street,I gave him a tenner and when I saw a crying orphan,I also gave him a tenner"
St Peter hearing all this says "Hold on a mo,I'll go and have a word with God"
After a couple of minutes St Peter returns and says "I've had a word with god , here's your £20 back....Now F**K OFF