Answer the question and ask another

[steptoe]

It for toad away

Q : If the answer isn't at the bottom of a bottle, where is it,?

 

[jarol07]

Google!
How many licenced gun shops are there in Mexico?

 

[bees]

A: 1

Q: How fast does the earth spin ?

 

[wheelo]

A. Depends on how many drinks I've had!!!

Q. How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

[baz12]

A. Depends on how many drinks I've had!!!

Q. How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. none they pay someone else

 

[BeakyFord]

A. 2+ IF in litigation

Q. Which English county is referred to as 'the center of the Universe'

 

[jarol07]

A. West Midlands
Q. how many pints in a cubic foot?

 

[Joe516]

49

Do you mowe the lawn yourself?

 

[rs500nutter]

A ... no get my lad to do it when man u lose 😆

Q... what dries as it gets wet....

 

[bees]

A: a towel

Q: If it takes 2 men 3 days to dig a hole, how many days does it take 1 man to dig half a hole ?

 

[bogey1]

A: a towel

Q: If it takes 2 men 3 days to dig a hole, how many days does it take 1 man to dig half a hole ?

A None he gets the wife for half a job
Q if brexit is brexit ,what is brexit?

 

[Joe516]

????????

What’s the best thing about getting older?

 

[alan57]

Gran kids.

Is nostalgia a thing of the past ?

 

[basejumper]

Only if you are backward thinking

If you run behind traffic will you become exhausted?

 

[pabloescaban]

If you run fast enough yes

If a pig has no snout, is he disgruntled? 🤔

 

[Carcosa]

Yes...that'd be one hacked-off ham!

If a man with a multiple personality disorder held a gun to his head...could that be construed as a hostage situation?

 

[mickyp74]

Yes... I'm sure the government would spend millions on an enquiry.

If we have another brexit referendum and the remain win, then would that count as 1-1 and then we split the pack to see who gets highest for the win?

 

[kerllybutler1]

A: Forget about Batman, talk about Joker

Q: Marvel or DC?

 

[mickyp74]

Marvel...

Hulk hogan or ultimate warrior?

 

[rapture_ni]

Hulk Hogan

What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month?