Answer the question and ask another

A. Depends on how many drinks I've had!!!

Q. How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
A: a towel

Q: If it takes 2 men 3 days to dig a hole, how many days does it take 1 man to dig half a hole ?
 
Yes...that'd be one hacked-off ham!

If a man with a multiple personality disorder held a gun to his head...could that be construed as a hostage situation?
 
Yes... I'm sure the government would spend millions on an enquiry.

If we have another brexit referendum and the remain win, then would that count as 1-1 and then we split the pack to see who gets highest for the win?
 
Hulk Hogan

What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
 
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