I've been passing the time by writing a book.
It's about a pensioner who wears a toupee but somehow ends up as the star of a reality TV show, the show is a hit and some of his new found friends convince him to become a politician, so he goes along with it, and before long he rises to the top, but then something occurs that no one expected and he suddenly realises he's out of his depth, as one by one of his 'friends' leave him to face the wrath of the people alone, he knows he has to make a decision, the biggest decision he's ever had to make.
It's called, 'The man who had a decision to make '