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Q: What do Ra*gers fans and mushrooms got in common?
A: They both sit in the dark and feed on nothing but crap.


Fat Sally McCoist was caught for speeding on his way to Murray Park today. "I'll do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned


Q: How many Ra*gers fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Don't matter, cos they're all condemned to eternal darkness anyway.


Fat Sally McCoist was going to the Gers halloween party as a pumpkin.
Come midnight he still hadn't turned into a coach.


Kyle Laugherty walks into a bar with a pile of dog crap in his hand and says to the bartender...'Look what I nearly trod in!!'


Q: How is a pint of milk different then a hun?
A: If you leave the milk out for a week it develops a culture!

Q: What's the difference between a Hun and a sperm?
A: At least a sperm has one chance in 5 million of becoming a human being.

Q. What's Blue, white, red and funny?
A: A bus load of Ra**ers supporters going over a cliff.


Q: What's the difference between Ra*gers and a three pin plug?
A: They`re both absolutely useless in Europe.

There's a rumour going about that if you buy a season ticket at Ibrox then you get a free space suit. Apparently it's due to the lack of atmosphere...

Q: How do you save a blue nosed Bear from drowning?
A: Take yer foot aff his heid.

Q: What's the difference between a busload of Ra*gers fans and a Hedgehog?
A: On a hedgehog, the pr1cks are on the outside.


Q: What do Haemhorroids and Ra*gers Fans have in common?
A: They're both a complete pain in the arse and never seem to go away completely


Q: What do Beckham and Ra*gers FC both have in common?
A: Both got F**ked by Victoria

Q: Why did the Ra*gers fan NEVER cross the road?
A: He was waiting for the Green Man to turn Orange.

Question: What's the difference between Ra*gers and a teabag?
Answer: A teabag can stay in the cup longer!

Question: What's the difference between a female Hun, and a pitbull?
Answer: Lipstick.


 
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Billy McWilliamson dies and approaches st peter at the pearly gates.
St Peter asks him what he wants, he replies he wants into heaven.
St Peter tells him to wait while he checks his list.
St Peter returns and says sorry you are noton the list.
Billy asks why hes not on the list.
St Peter explains only people who have done some good during their earthly time are admitted to heaven.
Billy racks his brain and says i have done good i once gave £2 to the nuns collecting for the poor orphans.
St Peter is surpised at this revelation and says he will have to seek advice from a higher authority he disappears for ages and when he returns says to Billy yes I have found a record of this good deed.
Billy is delighted that his good work has been recognisedand says can i get in now.
St Peter reaches over to him and places 2 coins into his hand and says here is your £2 now fook off ya orange *******!
 
Green Brigade - Paddy McCourt :)

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[h=1]Celtic Passion - One love Celtic fc [/h]Courtesy of DaveLbraybhoy :)

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Got to ask lads what do all of you'se think of the situation at the minute? Some people calling for Lennons head i personally believe that he can do it but he needs the full support week in week out.
 
To be honest jigger, Lenny`s a good bloke and a decent manager but the players need to up their game.

I totally agree with you, he needs the support and I honestly think he`ll turn things around :celtsmile:

GBNL
 
[h=1]Reamonn Gormley teaching the Thai Tims [/h]
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Fields Of Athenry - The Thai Tims 👍

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Love watching vids Noely.They really bring home everything that is so good about Celtic Football Club.Young Kids are Brilliant👍
 
Love all these videos make me proud to be a Celtic supporter.




The only time i will turn my back on Celtic is to do the huddle.
 
Green Brigade silent protest and banners vs Inverness Caley Thistle.

Protest before and during game against over zealous policing and plans by the Scottish Government to introduce new legislations regarding fans' behavior at football.

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Men admit killing Blantyre student Reamonn Gormley

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Reamonn Gormley died after being stabbed in Blantyre


Two men have admitted killing 19-year-old student Reamonn Gormley, who was stabbed during an attempted street robbery in Blantyre, South Lanarkshire.


Daryn Maxwell admitted murdering the teenager, while co-accused Barry Smith pleaded guilty to culpable homicide.


The High Court in Glasgow heard both men were on bail when they killed Mr Gormley on 1 February.


The Glasgow University sports science student died in Hairmyres Hospital shortly after the attack.


Mr Gormley and his friend David McFall were heading back home from the Parkville pub, where they had been watching the Aberdeen v Celtic football game, when the attack happened.


Stab wounds As the men walked along Glasgow Road at about 23:00, Maxwell jumped in front of Raemonn and demanded his wallet and his mobile phone, while Smith approached Mr McFall.


The court heard that Maxwell, 23, was armed with a knife and 19-year-old Smith had a chisel. Neither weapon has been recovered.


There was a struggle and Maxwell stabbed Mr Gormley three times to the neck and body.


"Daryn Maxwell and Barry Smith, motivated by nothing more than sheer greed, viciously attacked Reamonn and his friend with complete disregard for the consequences" - Det Ch Insp Robbie Allan Strathclyde Police

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The wounds to the student's neck cut his carotid artery resulting in extensive blood loss within a very short period of time.


After the attack, Mr McFall managed to take his injured friend back to the Parkville to get help.


The court was told of a desperate struggle to stem the bleeding and save the teenager's life, during which he said: "Please don't let me die."


He was taken to Hairmyres Hospital in East Kilbride but died a short time later.


A post-mortem examination concluded that the injury to Mr Gormley's neck was not survivable.


The court also heard that after the attack Maxwell told a friend: "I think I've murdered somebody."


Both he and Smith were on bail at the time of the killing.


A long list of Maxwell's previous convictions, dating back to May 2003, was read out in court.


The offences included at least two serious assaults, possession of an offensive weapon, wilful fire-raising, breach of the peace and a number of breach of bail offences.


At the time of the attack, Maxwell was on bail having been convicted and sentenced to 32 months for stabbing someone three times with a knife.


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More than 1,000 people attended a memorial walk for Mr Gormley


He appealed against the length of sentence imposed and was bailed pending a hearing.


The court also heard that Smith had several previous convictions, including assault, theft and breach of probation.


At the time of the murder, he was the subject of two bail orders for alleged offences which have yet to come to trial.


Det Ch Insp Robbie Allan, who was the senior investigating officer for Strathclyde Police, said Mr Gormley's murder had been "one of the most testing" of his career.


He said: "Reamonn was someone who had so much to offer in life. He had a very bright future ahead of him.


"On the night he was attacked, he had just enjoyed a night out with friends and was walking home in the community he was brought up in and where he felt safe.
"Daryn Maxwell and Barry Smith, motivated by nothing more than sheer greed, viciously attacked Reamonn and his friend with complete disregard for the consequences."


'Beloved son' Det Ch Insp Allan added: "I have met with Reamonn's family who are understandably shattered by the loss of their beloved son.


"Throughout this tragic and very difficult time, they have displayed real dignity and strength, and the only comfort I could give them was that we would do everything we could to identify those responsible for Reamonn's death.


"Today marks the end of an intense and emotional investigation and thankfully the people responsible for Reamonn's death have been brought to justice."


Janet Cameron, area procurator fiscal for Lanarkshire, said Mr Gormley's murder had caused "widespread outrage and revulsion" in the local community and had a "profound impact" on residents of Lanarkshire.


She added: "This was an entirely random and unprovoked attack on two innocent members of the public, neither of whom was known to the two accused.
"The impact of knife crime on our society cannot be underestimated, and again we have a young life lost and a family devastated by the effects of knife crime."


Mr Gormley's family described him as "a wonderful son and a loving and caring boy".


Days after his murder, more than 1,000 people took part in a memorial walk in Blantyre, in tribute to the teenager.


The crowds stretched for more than a mile and took more than an hour to walk round the town.


The walk started and ended at the Parkville, where Mr Gormley had been on the night he was murdered.

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Reamonn with the Thai Tims
 
Celtic Fan Wayne Rooney Gets His Own Song From The Thai Tims :)

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