bazcfc1
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True and all this hype viva ranaldo bollax 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Premier League Sack Race
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rs500nutter
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Ive never seen them play so bad like yesterday and thats seriously worrying for manc fans.
If a new manager comes in i cant see a way forward unless theres a drastic way the team is set up etc.
If a new manager comes in i cant see a way forward unless theres a drastic way the team is set up etc.
bazcfc1
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What a liar you’ve a bigger smile then a rainbow writing that post🤣🤣🤣🤣
bazcfc1
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That’s cause 90% of time ball is in back of their net🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣
rs500nutter
TK Veteran
Yeah he was always gonna bag all day long
rs500nutter
TK Veteran
Yeah hard games for sure with form being so low
bazcfc1
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May have a new manager by time they play us end of November🤣🤣🤣
rs500nutter
TK Veteran
Dreading african cup call ups
Salah
Mane
Keita
All will be going ffs lol
Salah
Mane
Keita
All will be going ffs lol
bazcfc1
VIP Member
That’s one thing I dread although as it stands only mendy as he’s been our best player this season.
Lose v Spurs and he'll be under massive pressure going into the City game, another drubbing likely imo.
grahamer67
TK Veteran
Aye right rs, your nose has just grew a few inches on it, I reckon you were rolling about the living room floor in hysterical laughter.
I think Conte would do the job rightly for Utd, as long as he gets a couple of transfer windows to get rid of the deadwood, only needs a few players in really.
Bruceys available too, couldnt do any worse.
channelking
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Conte would be great there and some one who isn't afraid to make changes.
But I don't think he would want to come with the mess United have got themselves in and just getting Conte won't solve the issues.
But I don't think he would want to come with the mess United have got themselves in and just getting Conte won't solve the issues.
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ms could you please cash this cheque for me?"
Cashier:"It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?"
Solskjaer:"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, Manager of Manchester United”.
Cashier: "Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."
Solskjaer: Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr Solskjaer but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Solskjaer,"Come on please, I am urging you, please cash this cheque."
Cashier: "Look sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque."
"Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you?"
Solskjaer stands there thinking and thinking and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I don't have a clue."
Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes , Mr Solskjaer?”
Cashier:"It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?"
Solskjaer:"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, Manager of Manchester United”.
Cashier: "Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."
Solskjaer: Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr Solskjaer but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Solskjaer,"Come on please, I am urging you, please cash this cheque."
Cashier: "Look sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque."
"Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you?"
Solskjaer stands there thinking and thinking and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I don't have a clue."
Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes , Mr Solskjaer?”
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